Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

He is the guy who usually is a pessimist. He walks around and naturally just thinks everyone is against him. He is the one who always thinks that a hostile takeover is going on and everyone knows but him. He will set-up little traps in order to try and catch somebody doing something that he thinks has "something going on"
At my workplace I have a few people like this however. Most of them think that their job is always in jeopardy or people are starting to think of ways to get rid of them. And I am sure they are right, but why always worry about it? Shit is going to happen one way or another. Your always going to have back stabbers in the workplace. Which will be on another post if not many since I know plenty of them. But I digress.
This is the guy who always thinks people are taking his pennies that he leaves on his desk in a open area. Or that the building is bugged so he all of a sudden becomes the Mumbler. There a number of different types of this person however. So you can have a few of them and they all could be into different theories. I had one guy once that tried to tell us the the human race was controlled by a reptile underground species. And got mad when we wouldn't take him seriously.
They all have the same mentality however that everyone is out to get them. Problem is they open themselves up to a lot of trouble. Myself personally loves to give these guys hell. I will get them going just by saying a few words and I will have entertainment for the rest of the day.