Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

We all have him in our office no matter what. This week it is all about the "Mumbler" He is the guy that you can never understand no matter how quiet it is. You ask him where something is at or how to do something and all you here is MmmMmmM.
And after about the third time of asking him to repeat himself if you get that far then you will either finally understand enough just to get by or you will be completely pissed off and you will go and figure it out for yourself. What's worse though is if that person has to talk a lot. You spend the entire meeting just trying to figure out the first thing he said and by the time you figured out he said what he had for breakfast the meeting is over and you have a project due about pie or piers.
The one we have at our work we have to try to understand him over the radio most of the time. We have gotten pretty good about figuring stuff out without him, but there is always those few times when you will have to call him and you turn your phone volume up all the way and shut your door or put earplugs in your other ear just to hear him. But the guy we have really does try in his defense and gets frustrated as well. Please feel free to leave a comment about your low talker in your office space.