Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

After lunch we get a call about someone passing out. By the time we got there the individual was still passed out. We immediately called 911. They showed up in record time. Which is good because we have to call them about once a week now. They wheel her into the ambulance for almost 15 minutes. She walks out just fine. Apparently she hadn't eaten all day and had taken diet pills. Which used to happen a lot on-site when people fainted. But they didn't take her, she just had to go get something to eat.
So we have been meaning to ask them anyways "What if we have to call an ambulance but they turn down the transport. Who pays for that? Apparently the tax payer does. So they can give her any med, but if she refused transport then she gets away without paying a dime. This is a double edged sword in my opinion. So that was my day. I hope everyone else had a eventful day :)

And a little food for thought. What is the difference between and brown noser and a kiss ass?

Depth Perception.