Office Prank - The sky is falling...With Glitter?

Posted by Joe Somebody at 12:39 AM

This was another good ole prank that we played on Sgt. Retodd. I was tired of him making my life a living hell so I wanted to return the favor in the best way I knew possible. By getting ahead. And that is what I like to live by. Don't worry about getting even...Get ahead.

The basis of this plan was simple. We had to sneak into his office and put this stockpile of glitter in his vent. That way when he turned the air on it would push all that glitter and it would go everywhere in his office.

Problem is how to do this when he was around. Well we decided to make a quick move when he went on patrol. So when he went out we made our move. He kept locking his door. You would think he would know that, that wouldn't stop me. By this time I had become a experienced locksmith...Plus I had the master key.

So we make our move. We run the ladder in and I get up there and run into a small problem. To get into the vent I had to cut into the duct. Something that I had not anticipated. But do you think that would stop me? Nope. I make a quick move and get some box cutters and make a big enough hole to get it all in there. Then put some electrical tape to seal it back up.

But time was running out, and it was taking longer that I had originally thought. But I was able to get it done in time. Just barely though.

Now I wasn't in there at the time the air came back on in his office, but I can tell you this. When he walked out, you need sunglasses to look at him because he was so shiny. I told him that it was a improvement. He just turned around and walked out the door for the day. So I took a look in his office and it looked like a sheet of snow had covered his office. It was just very sparkly snow.

Again I got permission from the boss man before I did this prank so I wouldn't get into to much trouble. But this guy really did have it coming to him. And I enjoyed being the person to make sure he got it.