Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

Monday- A few fun little things happened today. First thing in the morning I had to deal with 65 people. But after and hour and a half I got through with that.

But the cool thing was is that later in the day I had to review some video for something that supposedly has gone "missing" I didn't find what I was looking for, but what I did see is this guy dancing around like he was on dancing with the stars. Then he started to do the robot. I couldn't think of anything to brighten my day and if the tape was my property then it would be going to Americas Funniest Home videos right now.

The weirdest thing though was that my boss got a report that one of his guards was spending 8 hours talking with this one employee while on their shift. When we did a report on her to see if she was doing her rounds we found that the guard walked around more than any other guard during the weekend. So at one point this person was on their way out the door, but upon further review they get to stay. What appears to have happened is this employee must have gotten in trouble for not doing their job, and instead of growing a pair and fessing up that they are not doing a good job, they wanted to blame security instead.

Tuesday- Finally some action. We got a report of a raccoon walking around in the parking lot in broad daylight late in the afternoon. So we boogied out there and everyone was talking about it, but yet they couldn't tell us where it was at. We walked the entire parking lot and didn't find a damn thing. There is a case for a little mass hysteria. One person thinks they see something and everyone says they saw the same thing. Oh well it was fun looking for the little rascal.

Wednesday- This morning has been pretty slow. The weather is starting to change a little big which is awesome. I love the seasons. It's funny how right when you start to get tired of the weather the season starts to change. At least for me that's how it is. The only thing to talk about really this morning though is how my supervisor is going crazy about AIG and the stock market. You would think someone who has no money invested into anything would care so much about something that he can't control. I had the pleasure to listen to him talk and complain about it, for 8 HOURS. And probably all of today. He says we need to riot into the streets. Well I am right behind you.

Funny thing happened today at lunch. I was walking around and I see these two girls talking that I know. The one girl was saying that a manager asked her to lunch to say thanks for helping him out with some interviews that he had going on. I just started to laugh. And they turned to me and asked me what was so funny. I asked her if she really thought he was taking her out just to say thank you? She said yes why else would he ask me to go to lunch. I said well umm. never mind have a nice lunch, and walked away laughing.

Thursday- I found out that one of the girls that I work with is pregnant. She took like 3 tests and they all say the same thing, but she still doesn't believe it. But she is taking it really well for someone who wasn't planning on having a baby. But then again how often do you plan for one? I planned for one a little over a year ago and she is almost 4 months old now!!!

This mid morning I got to go put a sticker on someones car because they parked in the fire zone and left their vehicle there. It wasn't running, they had just left it. It was out there for a few hours before I went out there and tagged it. If they do it again then it gets towed.

Friday- Another report on a raccoon wandering around the parking lot. But again when we went out there it was gone. Apparently vanished again. I am starting to think they are just seeing a stray cat. Maybe it found a zorro mask.