Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

As I alluded to in part one this is the story of an incident that occurred between me and what I like to call the Greek warrior. This also happened one night when the site manager was on site and down the hall for this entire thing.

It all happened one night when me and my coworker were waiting to get off of work. Part of our tradition was to go out to eat somewhere or go get into trouble outside of work. Well my coworkers relief was late one night so I had to wait in the front lobby where the post was at the time. Problem is the Greek warrior was right there as well.

He started telling me to leave go home. I told him I am fine right where I am at and I will be gone as soon as both reliefs are here. And then he said it. This 60 something year old little punk gone and did it. He said well can't you wait for your boyfriend in the parking lot.

I got up and moved towards him and said what did you just say to me. And he replies you heard me. You are staying after you have been relieved so you can spend more time with your boyfriend. I responded by saying "well we are going to the strip club to see your wife and we want to save on gas so we are taking one car."

Well that went over like a lead balloon. But before anything else was said the other guard showed up for his shift. So he showed up and we got quiet and we started to leave. Well as we were walking out right before we left I heard the Greek warrior call me a loser. So I yell down the hall "WTF did you just call me" Again not blinking an eye he said I called you a loser. I threw down my bag and started walking towards him.

He was kind enough to meet me halfway and we bumped chests. I told him I was going to whoop his ass all over this site if he had one other thing to say to me. But my coworker friend grabbed and and held me back because I started to lunge at him. The guy realized I wasn't playing around and that I was ready to really fight, not just argue around.

So he started to back off and my coworker started to lead me to the back door. We had started to gather a crowd around too so we knew it was best to leave soon. Plus we didn't know if the site manager was still on site and if he had heard us.

But me being an 18 year old kid always had to have the last word I turned around and at the top of my voice yelled two words that still echo down the halls on some quiet nights. Those two words ended up being F YOU! But I said the real words of course. My friend just busted out laughing and pulled me outside. And the look on that guy was priceless.

Fortunately though the site manager never heard anything of what went down. Which we all thought he would have to be a deaf man to not of heard it, but we thought it best not to ask about it.

Posted by Joe Somebody at 3:02 AM |