Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

Monday- I had another 30 new hires that I had to deal with, but the interesting note of the day is we got 5 calls this morning to the emergency line. When this line is called we are ready to go, and not one of them was an emergency. They were calling for the sick line or directory assistance which we don't do.

Tuesday- Nothing much happened today. Someone called the emergency line again. And the guard answered it like their personal phone. The guy hung up and then called back and then asked for the emergency line.

Wednesday- Great I had to stand by a open door ALL DAY LONG. They need a guard there for some reason. So I got to spend 8 hours staring at nothing.

Thursday- Ever feel like you want to punch your boss square in the face. That's how I am feeling today. I can just imagine it. Everybody would be cheering for me, while I am being thrown out the door.

Friday- Someone walked out of an emergency exit door this morning. And when I got their to turn off the alarm there was a manager standing there. I turned off the alarm and the manager asked if we could get a sign that says do not walk out this door. I look at the door which said EMERGENCY EXIT ONLY. I told her that I would think people would figure it out by now with the this sign here. I got the dirtiest look in the world, but you know what. You ask a stupid question, then you get a stupid answer.