Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

Monday- We had a guard come in sick this morning. And wanted to go home. I thought I heard every excuse in the book, but this one took the cake. He told us that he had some queso last night and he forgot that he was lactose intolerant.

Tuesday- We had HR come into the office this morning and ask security if the ambulance and other emergency vehicles can not use their sirens when they are coming on-site, so that it won't cause a distraction.

Wednesday- I got my xbox 360 back in the mail today. The only reason I mention it here is because I had it sent to the office since someone had to sign for it. It had the red ring of death on it, but it only took them a week to repair it and send it back.

Thursday- This girl walks in looking for something. And I told her I could help her and I said her name. Well she started freaking out, and was demanding to know how I knew her name. I told her because she was wearing a name tag. But still why have that reaction? I don't think I look like a stalker.

Friday- We had a guard call us to run a plate because they were parked in the handicap parking with a expired handicap sticker. So we found out how it was and the guard sent her an email just as a reminder to get is updated. He got an email back of her just going off on him. Cussing him out and everything. WOW but better him than me right? :)