Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

Monday- Even more new hires, but Later in the day we had this ex employee try to get into the building. Well he actually got in. We had to chase him down, and when we caught him he told us that he didn't know he was fired. We asked him then why did he run? We escorted him right back out the door.

Tuesday- We had a first today. Everyone here has to wear a ID card. Well this employee says she didn't have hers because it flew away. You know how girls will get their dress caught in their car. Well apparently she had her badge caught up and when she got on the highway it flew away.

Wednesday- Now you have to remember I work at a corporate site where appearance is everything. Well we get a call about someone is in the trees. I go out there and these new hires are climbing trees because they want to be cool. I said OK Joe Cool it's time to come down now.

Thursday- Got a call about two employees throwing a tennis ball in the parking lot and the ball was bouncing off cars. I went out there and told them to stop and that they were responsible for any damage done. I know if that was my car I would be beating some people down right now.

Friday-Apparently some employee at the office called 911 and then hung up on them. So we had these cops show up and tell us that they got an emergency call from this site. We told them that we knew nothing about it, and if they had a number where we could trace it to who it was. But they only had the office number, but no extension meaning that they called from their office line. I was thinking though these people have better things to do than to answer prank phone calls for emergencies.