Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

Monday- One of my supervisors walked in this afternoon and he was singing a song that I never thought I would hear him singing. He came in singing "I know what boys like, I know what guys want"

Tuesday- Another emergency call. This one girl threw her back out. It was not a fun. I was the one putting her in a wheel chair and had to wheel her out the building.

Wednesday- And yet again another emergency call. This time the guy was saying he was having flashbacks of when he had high blood pressure. Not sure what that means, but we ended up having to call EMS for him. He did end up having real high blood pressure, but he didn't want to be transported. So they left him and we thought he was going to go to the hospital or something like that. Nope he went back to work.

Thursday- I went to the restroom at the office and another guard that I don't like saw me and started talking to me. Well he was in a stall and kept on talking while he was going to the bathroom. Hey whats (fart) going on (plop). Did you(Fart) here about(plop, plop,plop) so and so. I just walked out.

Friday- The guy in the command center was having to watch a door in the office that wasn't working and our supervisor asked him how it was going. And on the radio where 30 people and anyone near those people could hear he said. "everything looks to be OK no terrorists or people in turbans walking through the door."