Crazy Office Hits for 10/27-10/31

Posted by Joe Somebody at 3:03 AM

Monday- One of the guards walked up to some employees that he didn't know and started to talk like Apu from the Simpsons. One of the people was a VP from India. He was not amused.

Tuesday- I walk in to find this guard put his name on everything that he "thinks" belongs to him in the office. Like the file cabinets. He puts all his food in there and doesn't want anyone to take any of it. I have already taken the locks off of it, but now he is trying to duct tape it shut.

Wednesday- We got a report of someone "missing" in the bathroom. I went in there to check it out with housekeeping. It was freaking disgusting. You think people after the age of 20 would know how to use a toilet. Especially at the office.

Thursday- It was my bosses birthday today, and I never get him anything since I don't like him, but I thought of this good prank while I was going through some ads in my mail. So I wrapped it and took it to him. He had turned 49, and the prank present I gave him was a dollar off Depends Adult Diapers. He was not amuse by my office prank.

Friday- HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! We couldn't do anything in the office this year for halloween because our big boss didn't want us to go to hell. I'm not lieing. That is what he told us. Oh well...

2 comments:

Let's see, boss can't take a joke-like with the gag gift. He was concerned y'all may go to hell or something if you had a halloween party in the office? Geez, sounds to me that's he's already down there!

Don said...

October 31, 2008 2:37 PM

Wednesday sounded rough. If it makes you feel any better, I recently had to make a list of the 10 rules for the restroom and hang it up beside the toilet for all the men in the office to see.

I'm glad that you're able to see the humor in your day to day. It makes the end of the shift come that much quicker!

Weston said...

December 30, 2009 9:41 PM