dealing with crazy coworkers at office
I didn't know what to name this guy so maybe you guys can help me. Let me tell you everything that this guy does. He is the guy who brings his entire refrigerator to work pretty much. It take him multiple trips to bring in all his food for the day. Even though he doesn't eat much of it.

He also drinks about 6 energy drinks a day so he is always bouncing off the walls. Even though it says on the label of Monster that it is no recommended to drink more than 3 a day. So now we have a guy that brings in enough food for Armageddon and is hopped up on energy drinks. He also works in the command center for us so he is in a close space.

Now what he does is so peculiar that when corporate comes out they think he is insane. I just think it is funny. He puts napkins EVERYWHERE. and little pieces of paper too. It covers the entire workspace and monitors that are in there. I guess that napkins are for if he doesn't spill anything, and the paper is there for if he thinks of something and he has to write it down right then and there.

So now we are dealing with someone who brings in enough food for Armageddon, and he drinks energy drinks all day long. He is also in a closed space during the times of energy boostfulness. Who also puts down enough paper and napkins all over the place you would think he is redecorating and didn't want to get paint everywhere. What would you call that guy?

7 comments:

hahaa F*cking Psychotic!

October 1, 2008 9:48 AM  

Isn't it amazing how intimately we get to know our co-workers? Sounds like a nutcake.

October 1, 2008 7:15 PM  

Hmmm, how about "Metabolism-Guy"? He's bringing food and doing the energy drink thing to keep burning calories (maybe?) but I can't quite figure out the napkins ... Neurotic Metabolism Guy?

October 2, 2008 7:46 AM  

hmmm. a bit of a crazy guy? but he's working with you, maybe he have problems and maybe he needs to talk to somebody that could listen.

October 2, 2008 12:23 PM  

How about "Brother?"

Ever notice how the people we're closest to get on our nerves the worst? Spouses, kids, parents...co-workers.

You know what would be funny? If a bunch of you got together and totally covered his cube and everything in it with stickynotes some day when he's off or something.

October 2, 2008 10:27 PM  

Well what I did do to him was this. He always brings enough food for the end of times to work everyday right. So we got all his food and put it in plastic bags and hid them, and wanted to see how long it took for him to see something was missing. Well after a month we just gave it back.

October 3, 2008 6:38 AM  

Hm... I mean, he's kind of like a hyperactive nesting bird, isn't he?-- surrounding himself with bits of paper and flying back and forth on his energy drink high.

The Cuckoo. :)

October 3, 2008 3:00 PM  

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