Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

Monday-Our facilities manager at the office that is in control of everything got on the radio this morning to tell us a emergency alarm on the door was going off. We go down to where he is to silence it. And then reset it. BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT. And this building and office belongs to him.

Tuesday- The other day at the office I told the receptionist that I was going to have telemarketers start to call her, because she had to give me her number for some reason I don't even remember. She told me good luck, because she is on the no call list. Well she just walked in and asked who I gave the number to? I had no idea what she was talking about, but a telemarketer had just called her.

Wednesday- They had someone come in to administer flu shots today at the office. But she didn't bring any band aids. Hmm... We had to give them some.

Thursday- Walk by the restroom and I see this guy with one foot on the water fountain and he is cleaning his boots. What person in their right mind would do that at the office where they work?

Friday- You can put this one in the weird file. A girl got hit by the trunk of her car when she was opening it in the office parking lot. Apparently a gust of wind came and the trunk hit her and knocked her down. She ended up going to the hospital for it.