Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

Monday- Emergency call this afternoon at the office. Some female was feeling dizzy and wanted EMS called. When EMS arrived we were helping them and all of a sudden this guard gets on the radio and starts talking some obscure door that won't close. He got his butt reamed after we escorted EMS off site. I work with idiots.

Tuesday- We have this one guard that we have been trying to get fired for over a year now at the office, because he is the biggest idiot in the world. He is the guy is "to many things to name" Anyways the owner finally agreed with us, but then the supervisor changed his mind and wanted him to stay. Wow the guy has been 30 min late every day for a year now and can't get fired.

Wednesday- I saw the Head HR lady at the office this morning, but I didn't see her badge. So I thought it would be a good time to get her, since I hate her more than anything at the office. Anyways I go up to her and say " Can I see your badge SIR"...OOPS...I don't think she noticed though.

Thursday- I had someone come into my office today and was talking on the phone. He was talking about how he went to go see his wife at her office and when he walked into her office he walked in and saw his wife dancing with her boss. He thought it was odd and was asking his friend what he thought was happening.

Friday- Well when you get off of work you want to leave the office right? Well we have one guard who says it takes him 2 HOURS to get ready to leave the office!! I don't know about you, but whatever you do for work, but when I get off, I am outta there!!