Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

I don't know if you ever have tried chewing tobacco, but I wouldn't recommend trying for the first time at your office. The guy I worked with was ALWAYS chewing tobacco during our shift. And would always offer me some, But I always declined.

But after awhile I got curious. And it had been a long day and we were only 2 or 3 hours into our 8 hour shift. So I said sure hand some over. And it hit me like a ton of BRICKS. The first feeling was light headed. But then I committed the ultimate sin for dippers. I swallowed a little bit of the tobaccy.

What I remember for the rest of my shift is kneeling to the porcelain king. With my "Buddy" standing right next to me laughing his ass off the entire time. You would think after a few hours he would get bored of it, but nope he was right there the entire time.

What was even better is when housekeeping came into clean the restroom, he was more than happy to tell them the transactions that happened earlier. So they started laughing until I started heaving again and they left. But not my buddy no matter how bad it sounded he just laughed louder.

That was my one and only run in with chewing tobacco. That was one of the longest shifts I ever worked. So take my advice if your going to try chewing tobacco. Don't try it at the office.