Office Humor - That Office Supercop

Posted by Joe Somebody at 3:00 AM

I have to deal with a lot of these types since I have worked security for over 4 years now.

What happened on this occasion I was not actually there for, but heard it from several people who were. It was night time when it happened. What happened is this "super cop" saw some people running around in some woods off-site. Not even near the premises where we are supposed to guard.

At the most maybe just keep an eye on them to see if they come near the sight, but instead he gets on the radio and tells everyone people are running around in the woods with guns and they are coming this way. So of course the other guards that are on duty start going crazy.

And instead of calling the supervisor or anybody else he calls the cops without any information. Apparentley the cops didn't think it was a big deal either because it took them like 20 minutes to actually show up. Well someone finally gets the bright idea to call the person they are supposed to call if anything happens anyways.

The supervisor asks if they are carrying paintball guns and just playing in the woods. Well the cops show up as soon as he says that and it ends up being the case. But the super cop keeps them there for awhile just to talk to them about nothing. pissing them off and others.

It isn't entirely bad, but they were no where near the site and if he would of used common sense then it never would of gotten that far and made us look bad to the client.

This guy also found a empty box in the parking lot and though it was a bomb and wanted to call the bomb squad. He was yelling at everyone to stay away!