Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

This is a funny story, but it would be hilarious if you were there. Ever see security guards twirling their keys around? And if you have, have you ever thought what would happen if they hit themselves with it. Well It has happened to me a few times.

As a guard I would be so bored I would walk around while twirling my keys around for something else to do. And I have hit my self a few times when I quit paying attention to it or the chain goes to long and gets out of control or if I start to swing the keys to hard.

We had a butt load of keys too. A lot of them were unnecessary. But our key chain was full of them even though we used like 3 or 4 of them. So me and the other guard at the time was walking around and trying to see who could go the longest without screwing up.

I was losing because I kept hitting myself. And that hurts!!! But it was fun since there was nothing else to do and it's always funny to see a friend hurt themselves.

Well my friend got a little to cocky and said watch this. He whipped those keys around has hard as he could. And as soon as those keys came back up they hit him square in the face. And that dude dropped like a sack of potatoes.

I started to laugh my ass off. I was laughing so hard and he was moaning so loud we started to cause a scene because the people working there started looking over their cubicles to see what the commotion was.

He ended up having a broken nose. I still laughed.

Another little funny story happened while I was on days. What had happened was when shift change was taking place one of the guards was sweating ALOT. And when he was questioned about it he simply replied. "Oh I am trying to get into shape so I spent the night running around the site." And you know what. I wouldn't of believed it, if I hadn't seen it myself. It was one of the funniest things, but you couldn't laugh about it right then while he was standing there.

And he got to keep his job too.