This is one thing that I have never done, but I know someone who has. I know they have because I went up to the roof one day to see this guy sprawled out on the roof of work sunbathing in his birthday suit. And Apparently more than one person knew that this person did that.
It all started when I first started working at this corporate site. I met all the VIP people that I would have to talk to if certain problems arose. Well they introduced me to the building engineer and if anything for any reason goes wrong with the building he was the guy I was to talk to.
Well after a few weeks of working there I started to wonder around and see where everything was for myself since no one told me where anything was at. Well I would find these small storage rooms underneath the stairs in all the buildings. These were the emergency stairs so it wasn't the main set of stairs that the employees would use.
Usually I would find light bulbs and things of that nature, but in one of them I found a fold out beach chair, lotion, and some other stuff of that nature. I thought it was very odd, but I didn't say anything. I just went along my way.
A few days after that I found the roof access doors in the buildings, but I didn't go up there because I didn't know if I had authority to go up there. So one day I asked about the doors and to see if there was anything up there that I needed to check out on my rounds. They told me No to my disappointment, but they did say feel free to go up there and check things out, just be careful.
I actually forgot about it for a week or two, but it was really slow one day and I was trying to find things to do. So then I remember "Hey I can go up there and look around" So I went to the access point only to find that the door leading up to the roof was already open. I thought that, that was very strange and now it was a good thing I wanted to check it out because something might be going down.
So I move up the stairs very slowly looking all around me alert of any sound that I heard. As soon as my head hit the air I noticed the chair that was in the storage room. So I quickly hide and listen for any sounds. I don't hear anything, so I slowly peek over and what I see is something I never thought I would see.
I see the building engineer sunbathing naked in the lawn chair. I choke back my gag reflex and sneak back downstairs. Never to tell another soul until now. Hey...Wait. Forget What you just read.
But about a year later I apparently am not the only person to see this. Because a few other facilities type people were talking one day about how the building engineer will go and sunbath on the roof, but no one said anything about him being naked.





I wish I could do that! Did you ever see that episode of "Scrubs" where Michael J. Fox introduces the residents to the "Epiphany Toilet"? In case you haven't seen it, the Epiphany Toilet is located on the roof of the hospital. Imagine ... Anyways, I'm rambling. Loved this post, though!
Jen said...
January 7, 2009 2:13 PM
some people are so weird! Um, how about if his boss found out??!!
Office Humor said...
December 2, 2010 5:08 AM
That is hilarious, like something from a Chevy Chase movie. Makes a good story.
Jere said...
July 14, 2011 6:00 PM