Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

Ahh the wonder of Myspace. I had a myspace when me and and girlfriend(who I also worked with) at the time moved in together. That already pissed off a lot of people. But anyways I would do the most peculiar thing. When we would get in a fight I would go an add all these girls that were half dressed. I knew they would add me because most of them were fake profiles anyways. I also knew my girlfriend would see it and piss her off even more.

But it came to a point where I canceled that account and me and her made a new one. Together. So we added some pics of us to this brand new profile and we had just had a baby too, so we added pics of him. And then when it came to adding friends we didn't add anyone from work because it was none of their business and since they all had a problem with us at the time then they didn't need to be our friends. But we left it open to where it wasn't private.

While we were setting up our brand spanking new profile it said what kind of movies do you like. I made a joke saying Disney and Porn. Since we are a couple and we just had a kid. It was was a joke of course, but it was funny to us so we added it in there not thinking anything of it.

Well these two girls that worked at the same place found our profile in about a week and took it to my big boss. The Facilities Manager. He called me in and I was again surrounded by the owner of the security company, my supervisor, and the facilities manager. I was asked to take a seat so I did.

He said so do you have a myspace profile? I responded Yes, but I don't get on it at work. He said well it has come to my attention that you have made one with another employee that works here. I said yeah and what about it. He responded by saying well we don't think it is a good idea that you do that. And a couple people have complained that you have disney and porn movies together is that true? " Yeah it is true, It is called a joke" Well he didn't like that to much and apparentley there was a rumor now that we are pedophiles. I was like Whatever dude it has nothing to do with work. it doesn't say where we work, we don't get on it at work. So there is nothing you can do about it.

Well he ended up talking shit for almost an hour and I ended up getting written up for something like talking about work, off hours and having porn in the same thing. It was crazy. Because he said that the profile contained information like where we worked on our profile. I said no it doesn't prove it. And of course I was right, but never the less. He ended up getting my girlfriend to cancel it though because he was going to fire me. And since the state I work in is a hire and fire at will state and I am a contractor there was nothing I could do about it.

Now every word of this story is true. And I know a lot of people say they have the worse boss in the world, but you will soon find out within time that this guy deserves his own spot in Hell.