Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

Having sex at work. A part of the American dream for some people. I have had the opportunity of walking in to a couple of people doing the dirty at work. I was still working nights and would have to check doors and make sure everything is secure so I would stumble into some of these people trying to have a little fun at work.

The first instance of such was one time we got a report of this one couple messing around in the break room real late at night. The tip came from housekeeping who has accidentally walked into the room a couple of times while they were in there. When we got the tip I had housekeeping actually show me where they had found them. Well when we walked in the break room the couple that they were talking about was actually halfway into it behind a Yao Ming Poster. No Lie. His pants were down and her shirt was off. They saw us and freaked out.

But still I know Yao Ming is tall, but come on. It was funny as hell watching that guy try to run, but since his pants were down he tripped. The girl who was very cute by the way covered up and ran out the door. The housekeeping guy and I were in shock and didn't move. The guy finally got his pants up and walked out the door. The next day I had to find out the names of the individual. I ended up getting the names, but never turned them in. I think the guy is a big manager now within the company. They both still work here though 4 years later.

The second instance was MUCH MUCH more memorable if you can believe that. We were still just starting out and they had handed us a new duty. Every night about 11 P.M. we had to check the showers in the fitness center to make sure that no one passed out and everything was safe and secure.

Well one night we were doing our rounds and we walked into the fitness center and no one was in there at the time so we checked the Men's showers and everything was clear. When we went into the woman's showers we would always yell Hello!! and Anyone in here!! We didn't hear any response, but heard a shower going. This used to scare us a little bit until we had done this a few times and learned that a lot of people would just leave the shower on after they were done.

So not thinking anything of it we walked in and there it was. we had two girls going at it. No clothes no nothing just going to town on each other. They looked at us and we just stared at them. After a few moments we slowly turned around and walked out of the door. After we got out of ear shot we started whooping and hollering. We never found out the girls names though. One looked familiar though.

That was one of the best nights I ever had working as a guard LOL. We have also had quite a few people trying to get down in the parking lot, but that really hasn't happened that often while I worked nights because we had to patrol outside once an hour.

The 2ND site I worked at though. There was reports that prostitutes would use that parking lot area to bring take their business after getting picked up. Some guys I knew supposedly caught a few of them and called the cops, but I was never there for anything like that.