Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

I will be doing a live blog today throughout the day, and then post it at the end of the business day. The reason for this is because I have a conspiracy theorist and half racist supervisor and I think fun will be ensued. Some of the things he says you might even agree with, others are just funny. And of course I will be saying odd stuff all day long just to set him off.

I arrived at 8 A.M. and I come into the office and I am greeted with the following. Hello it is a dark day in American History today. No matter how you look at it.

8:15 A.M. He is on the phone with another guard talking crap about Obama such as he is just another politician so he is a liar, and Obama is going just be a one term wonder.

8:25 A.M. Now he is saying who will be president in 2012? Obama...So since the world is going to end in 2012 he is definitely is the Anti-Christ.

8:37 A.M. Saying Obama repeatedly like a sheep. Ob-a-a-a-ama Ob-a-a-a-a-ma

8:40 A.M. Now he is saying on Feb 1st to mail everyone in congress one tea bag. And to Obama. Then it will send a message. He also says he would support him if he would just the the country is insolvent. Then he ends it with another Ob-a-a-a-a-ma.

8:41 A.M. Message to Obama, when in a hole, first thing to do is quit digging. With another Ob-a-a-a-ama.

8:42 A.M. I have just realized this is going to be a long day. He says did you know that Obama was black?

8:45 A.M. Talking about how everyone is going to have the grab the ankles as soon as Obama is sworn in. And another reference to tea bags. Also already blames the banking issues on Obama.

8:48 A.M. Now saying Obama is going to bring all the banks and nationalize them. Then pronounces welcome to the U.S.S.A.

8:49 A.M. Says all of congress should take a pay cut of 20% to help with the economic downturn. I might have to agree with him on that.

8:53 A.M. Tells me I better get in shape for Obama youth brigade.

8:55 A.M. Now he is telling me he needs to go to academy to buy more ammo before Obama puts in an executive order to halt all sales on Ammo and firearms.

8:57 A.M. Is now telling me Obama's first speech will be him coming out and telling the world he is really white. He has just been using spray on tan.

9:03 A.M. He now takes a cigarette and says he might as well enjoy this last one before they carbon tax him for breathing air.

I have figured out I will need to post these once and hour since he is really on today. Updates throughout the day.