Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

This is the continuation of the previous post where I will be updating throughout the day or my crazy and possibly racist supervisor. I hope you enjoy he is really on point today. I apologize if something are repeated, but he likes to repeat himself ALOT. And I hate to admit it, but this 100% real.

9:20 A.M. Announces the new regime will have the Internet filtered by this afternoon and you will no longer be able to use it to look up past events and so on.

9:22 A.M. Now says he will believe in Obama if he puts the previous administration in jail.

9:25 A.M. A chorus of Ob-a-a-a-a-ma has broken out in the office.

9:27 A.M. Is talking about finding another planet to go live on. I am serious about this one too.

9:31 A.M. Is on a rant about how Obama coverage is taking over his local news.

9:33 A.M. He now says he has a problem with Hope when it is false. Like with Obama.

9:36 A.M. Asks me how I am going to spend my one year of compulsory service that I am going to be forced to do. I told him that I am going to spend it snitching on people like him. He then replied that he will be dead because they are going to have to get rid of all the baby boomers.

9:40 Is now looking for his tin foil hat.

9:41 A.M. He hears rumors that Obama wears bloomers.

9:42 A.M. Again tells me to remember to send a tea bag to Obama on Feb 1st.

9:44 A.M. He says that the major announcement from Obama is that he has 4 years to save the world from global warming. So he is going to have to tax your breathing and the amount of animals you have.

9:57 A.M. Another Ob-a-a-a-a-ma Chorus breaks out again. No complaining on how much they spent on the inauguration. Says they should of given the money to the banks since they need it so bad.

10:00 A.M. Talking about how he saw somewhere that hey are selling Obama dildos online.

10:01 A.M. Blames the market being down today on Obama.

10:05 A.M. Says the real reason the economy is down is so people will join the military.