Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

If you read this blog then you have already met this guy. He is the guy with to many things to name. Well he did something the other day that I thought was so stupid that I had to rant about it. The thing is this was the second time he has done such a thing.

His main post at the office is in the command center. Which has all the cameras and the emergency line and everything else that is security related. Anyways this one time we had a emergency call and had to respond. I forget what was wrong with the guy, but we had to EMS to transport him for it. Well we are in the middle of helping EMS transport him. They have him on the gurney and we are holding doors open for them and keeping people back while the wheel him out of the office. And we get this call on the radio from this guy. He says " I need a bathroom break. Can someone please relieve me?"

We all had our hands full and we looked at each other, and looked over at this main client who signs the contracts. He was not happy to say the least. The guy knew what was going on and could see that we were all busy with an emergency and he was calling for a break. Well after it was all said and done with he ended up getting written up. Which with the company we work for means absolutely nothing.

So a few months go by and we get another emergency call. We respond and it was during some event that the office was having that day. We had to get the ambulance in the middle of the scene and get everyone back. While we are doing this he gets back on the radio and does the same exact thing. He asks for a break. BUT he had a big attitude this time. Well we have this guard that is afraid when a emergency is going on so he sees this as his chance to get away. The next thing I know we are short one person.

After about 15 minutes we had the situation in hand and I look over and the guard who so desperately needed a break was getting free food. While we are all dealing with this emergency, and when we were already short handed. My supervisor was beyond pissed this time.

It is still being discussed whether he will get written up, suspended, fired, or nothing. If I was a betting man. Which I am I would have to say nothing will happen. The security company I work for you can't get fired, you can't even get paroled out.