Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

This didn't happen to me, but it did happen to another guard and became a instant classic. And what is even funnier is that at the end of the story this guard missed something that was pretty funny. Probably because he was so embarrassed.

It all started one night during winter. This guard apparently had bought some long johns that he could wear under his uniform since he worked the night shift and it was colder during that time when he had to do external patrols. Well during that night he decided to duck into a privacy room so he could change and put his long johns on.

Well after he started to change he was able to put his shirt back on, but when he was messing with his pants he heard a key go into the door and unlock it. And a female and male employee ended up opening the door and seeing this guard with his pants down.

As you can imagine they quickly closed the door and the guard finished getting dressed. When he walked out the door the two employees were sitting there waiting for him to finish up. He embarrassingly informed them that he had to use the room to change since it was so cold outside. He also said that they didn't seem to concerned.

But look at what he missed. He observed a male and female employee trying to sneak into a privacy room together. What do you think they were planning on doing. We had reports of someone getting down with some hanky panky the week before and he let them walk in right in front of him. Now that's funny I don't care who you are.