Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

This is one of my best pranks that I played on Sgt. Retodd. I am sure we have established that there is no love lost between the two of us. And the stuff I did, I did because I had back up and if I didn't do a good job in the first place then I would of been out of there.

Me and the facilities manager(before I got on his bad side) hatched a plan to have Sgt. Retodd go outside for some reason and I would go in his office and tape some oregano under his desk and then do a random "drug" search and find his drugs that he had been hiding.

So the Facilities Manager called him on the radio and told him to go outside by the generators and wait for a maintenance guy, and not to leave that spot until he showed up. That is when I made my move. As soon as he was out of eye shot I snuck into his office and taped this little baggy of oregano I got from the cafe under his desk. I then went back to my post and told the facilities manager that he was good to go.

So he called Sgt. Retodd on the radio and said never mind that they aren't going to be able to make it today. Well after talking about it we thought it would be best to wait a day so he didn't get suspicious.

The next day rolled by and right before lunch the boss strolled into the sarges office and said that he had reason to believe that drugs were being stored in his office. Well the sarge was outraged, but said go ahead and look anywhere you like. So the boss looked around a little bit knowing where I hid the baggy, but not wanting to go straight to it.

Well Sarge started to get impatient and asked him is he was done. Boss man said not yet, but what is this. He then pulled the bag of oregano out from under his desk. The look on Sgt. Retodds face was enough to get me through the rest of the week. He really turned green. And his eyes were about as big as dinner plates. We all couldn't hold it in and just started laughing hysterically.

As soon as the Sarge figured out what was going on the color in his face started to return. This also helped me out by accident. He was so pissed off that he left me alone for about a month. Which was like heaven for me at the time.