Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

This employee has two great stories about him. He was an actually employee for the company that we were doing security for. So he was not a guard, but he did like to hang out with the guards apparently. I knew him a little bit and he always tried to get me to go out with him, but I never did just because I didn't have a good feeling about it. Maybe these two stories are the reason why.

First one had to deal with my old coworker that I worked with when I first got out here. Apparently he went out drinking with the guy and they went back to this guys apartment to continue drinking or something I am fuzzy on the details since I wasn't there. But at some point I think my friend figured out what was going on, and supposedly found a little pill in his drink. And the guy was just staring at him to drink it. So he said he drank it, but kept the pill in his mouth and then pretended to throw up.

And for some reason and somehow he ended up pretending he was asleep. And the guy tried feeling him up, but then he magically woke up and left before he could do anything to him. You can take it for what it's worth, but weird none the less.

Second involved super cop. It started out with supercop asking this guy if he was going to a party that the company was throwing later that night. The guy told him that he was going to a different party with his friends where he could drink and smoke. And then supposedly made the gesture and insinuation that he intended to smoke weed. After the guy left the supercop went right to the facilities manager and told him what had just happened.

The guy ended up getting fired because of it. I was thinking though, the guy might of just been playing around and nothing was proven against him. They found something else wrong that he did, like maybe being late one day and got rid of him that way.

If you read this blog then you have already met this guy. He is the guy with to many things to name. Well he did something the other day that I thought was so stupid that I had to rant about it. The thing is this was the second time he has done such a thing.

His main post at the office is in the command center. Which has all the cameras and the emergency line and everything else that is security related. Anyways this one time we had a emergency call and had to respond. I forget what was wrong with the guy, but we had to EMS to transport him for it. Well we are in the middle of helping EMS transport him. They have him on the gurney and we are holding doors open for them and keeping people back while the wheel him out of the office. And we get this call on the radio from this guy. He says " I need a bathroom break. Can someone please relieve me?"

We all had our hands full and we looked at each other, and looked over at this main client who signs the contracts. He was not happy to say the least. The guy knew what was going on and could see that we were all busy with an emergency and he was calling for a break. Well after it was all said and done with he ended up getting written up. Which with the company we work for means absolutely nothing.

So a few months go by and we get another emergency call. We respond and it was during some event that the office was having that day. We had to get the ambulance in the middle of the scene and get everyone back. While we are doing this he gets back on the radio and does the same exact thing. He asks for a break. BUT he had a big attitude this time. Well we have this guard that is afraid when a emergency is going on so he sees this as his chance to get away. The next thing I know we are short one person.

After about 15 minutes we had the situation in hand and I look over and the guard who so desperately needed a break was getting free food. While we are all dealing with this emergency, and when we were already short handed. My supervisor was beyond pissed this time.

It is still being discussed whether he will get written up, suspended, fired, or nothing. If I was a betting man. Which I am I would have to say nothing will happen. The security company I work for you can't get fired, you can't even get paroled out.