Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

Alright before I start this story I want everyone to know that I ended up marrying this person so it all worked out in the end.

It all started out when I started working nights out at the corporate site. The first day I was out there I saw this one girl walking by. Took my breath away. I couldn't believe my eyes. Of course I didn't say anything, but when she walked by she said hello and all that would come out was this sound that sounded like stepping on a cats tail.

After working out there for a few months I did end up talking to her for a little bit and found out that she was the lead receptionist at the site. She was real nice, so I figured she had the ugly duckling syndrome. Where they don't know how hot they are. Why else would she spend any time talking to a security guard. I found that most of the girls that worked there had that attitude.

So after thinking about it for awhile I figured out that I needed to find more out about this girl. See if she was with someone else and anything else that might help me bag this babe. So late one night when everybody was gone I snuck into her office.

I went through her desk and didn't find anything, so I started to go through her computer. I found some pics of her with these two kids. So I figured that she was probably married, but I kept going through and couldn't find any pics of any guy. BUT I ended up forgetting about it since she apparently had two kids.

Well a couple of months later I was talking to her and she had one of her kids with her. So during the conversation I thought it would be a good time to bring up the other one. Ends up that she doesn't have two kids. The other kid was a cousin. And she was single. So I started doing jumping jacks in my head.

I wouldn't end up making a move until a few more months later. We ended up meeting up downtown and she followed me home. Which was awesome. And the rest as they say is history. We have been together over 4 years and have more kids together.

I ended up telling her about sneaking into her office after we were married. She freaked out, but chilled out pretty quick.