Office Pranks, Office Humor, and Office Stories - One Crazy Office

We are lucky enough to work at an office that allows the guards to use the Internet at work. It has been taken away a few times because of some people abusing the system. But you also have the other type guards which I am about to talk about that take it a little to far sometimes, in what is work appropriate.

My first incident at the office took place when I came in on Monday and the weekend guard didn't clear his history on the computer. So anyone in my position wouldn't look into what he was looking up. Well if you thought that then you thought wrong. I open up history to take a gander at what he was looking up. And I have to say I wish I didn't.

He was looking up female circumcision. And how to do it and looking up photos and things like that. It wasn't just a site or two. It looked like he sat there ALL day looking that stuff up. I immediately called one of my friends to discuss the events that had just taken place. Maybe he had a daughter that just started dating, I dunno.

My second incident at the office happened late one night. But I didn't discover it until the morning. But again the guard didn't clear his history on the office computer. So I took another gander at what he was looking at during the night. Well wouldn't ya know it, he was on a gay chat line for 8 hours.

I didn't want to look up the transcripts though since I knew the guy and had just eaten. I did change chairs out though. And NOT because he was gay. I could care less about that. But because if he was talking to some other lovely guys I don't even want to think what I might have been sitting in.

That guy ended up being fired because he kept taking his boyfriend up to the office with him during his shift, so his wife and kids wouldn't find out about him.